i just wanna scream!

NIKETOWN New York :: employed for a little over then a year and a half. I WANT TO SCREAM EVERY TIME I WAKE UP KNOWING I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. . .Sad. . . i kno. but you have no clue how much my blood pressure rises every time a damn European tourist stands 2ins away from my face saying "thirty-tree" using their fingers to show me it too. smfh. umm. must you stand in my face? i can hear you perfectly fine a feet away or two, no need to smell your nasty breathe in my face.

" ok jst wait 5 mins for your shoe to come up. ok?"
"huh"
" FIVE MINUTES"
"huh"
they never understand me. so i have to hold up my hand and then point to my wrist.
" oh i wait here"

yeah dumbass. sheesh.

1 MINUTE LATER....

"umm...where is mi shoe? you go get it?"
"i jst told you it takes 5mins"
"i wait here ten minutes already"

yeah yeah yeah. its only been a effen minute and all they can do is complain. and stare at you like youre suppose to move or at least stop the world and get their shoe personally for them. NO. i AM NOT ur servant, you are NOT in Europe or where ever the hell you come from! and DONT you effen snap your fingers at me like im suppose to jump and say " yes ma'dam" hell to the motha effen NO.....

so i work in the kids department. when i first got the job i was ecstatic. wanted to go to work everyday. helped every customer with a smile. heck i even sold and put my stupid little name stickers jst to amp up my numbers which mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! cause i def. dont get commission. but all that changed now. i dread being there with snotty ass uppity ppl who thinks cause they work in a motha effen corporate office, and their child plays tennis, or fences, or squash theyre better than everybody. NO biatch! the world does not rule around you and ur motha effen child that doesnt wanna even listen to you because you jst got them a damn new iphone after failing in school. but nope BILLY needs new sneakers. shut the eff up.

yea i might be sounding a little hostile right now. but thats cause i jst got in from work and that damn place stressed me the hell out. people dont wanna say hi to me wen i greet them. i smile to acknowledge them they look at me like im crazy. i ask them if they need help they dont answer me. but the minute i effen walk away and no one is there to help you , you wanna run and complain to a manager. you lucky i cant curse your ass out. cuz y'all sure be pressing my buttons.

"can i get this in his size?" ...umm so i can jst look at him and say hes an effen 12Y in sneakers. NO. i cant. you telling me that you dnt know your kids size?

"well can we measure him?" ..yeah sure have his stinky ass feet smell up the whole 4th floor why dnt cha. and dnt try and front like that aint your son either.

-" ma'am hes measuring a 4"
"well thats weird hes wearing a 5, lets jst go with a 5 or 5 and a half to be on the safe side"...mothaeffer did i not ask you for his shoe size. you jst told me that you aint kno it. wtf so you jst want me to find the measure thingy bend down near stinky feet so you can tell me you know his damn size already? you GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

oh no and lets not let his size in a shoe be sold out GOD FORBID! cuz then all hell breaks loose. and the ranting and the complaining goes on....blahblahblahblahblahblah... umm. so you done now? i mean if i really wanna be nice ...yea i can see if we can order it online for you. sureeeee why not?

why are you guys letting your kids jst throw the balls around? you see them knocking stuff over. you see me have a stern face. you see me bending over to fix things your child just messed up. what the efffffff!!!!!

so can you tell me wats the point in asking me if this shoe is good for tennis, if you gonna take that Air Force 1 neway? sure go ahead. increase the chances of your child twisting their ankle. and lemme guess youll probably come back and try to fire my ass right? smmfh.

LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT! NIKETOWN DOES NOT CARRY EVERY TYPE OF NIKE EVER MADE NOR WAT IS IN OTHER STORES! and we DONT CARRY SBs why the hell are you getting mad at me cause you cant find the shoe you were interested in? yes ladies and gents you have just entered the kids department where we have VERY few sneakers. either you pick something or you dnt. no need to say " yall NIKETOWN. yall suppose to have everything " umm excuse me? if that was the case wats the point in having other retailer selling nike products? We started off as a running company so if you run, come to niketown, youll find all the help you need. umm. want to find those air max 95 that you seen on some chick, youre probably better off staying in your hood. and NO ladies and gents we do not have apparel, shoes, accessories for every sport invented in mankind.

you see me helping a customer why are you interrupting me? why are you getting upset jst because you dont speak english and i could barely understand you? why must you try on the same shirt in EVERY COLOR. try one on first see if you like it then pick a color you might like. no need to mess up the pile of t-shirts. so you jst gonna throw the shoes in the box and jst leave?? why the hell you pick out 50 things you want to try on and not take one item, but leave all your nasty shyt in the fitting rooms. on the floor. is that how yall live at home? why is your foundation on a white t-shirt? ewwwwww why the hell is there blood on those clothes.

i think i made my point.

although. i did kinda have some great moment at Nike. seen a couple of "stars" even though i aint know who they were til later. had nice customers here and there. if it was like that all the time i would love to work. why not? made my amazing friends there. . .


ahhhhhhhh!!!!! just smile.